Thursday, January 04, 2007

Which item of clothing is guaranteed to turn you on the most?



For me it is all about the short skirt. A short tight black skirt as modelled by the excellent Belle (above). Particularly when worn in a smart "business" context. It fascinates me that I'm not in that industry, yet I find this clothing just as alluring as a businessman would.

It also fascinates me that clothing such as this is out of favor with womankind. Now there are many good reasons for this, such as discouraging sexual harassment in the workplace and encouraging an environment in which female professionals can flourish on merit, and not on sex appeal. But what I've noticed is that women who are prepared to buck this trend do so with a nerve and an audacity that is just as sexy as the clothing itself. I just love the sight of a smart and sexy businesswoman striding purposefully down the street, heels pounding rhythmically as she absorbs the stares and glares into her stride. That kind of self-confidence is the sexiest thing in the world. Because she knows that, ultimately, they're just jealous. The men are jealous because they can't have her, and the women are jealous because they can't be her.

And don't you think that self-righteousness undermines intelligence? Because intelligence is sexy too.



Damn, she even makes squatting look professional!